10 Very Annoying Things

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

4. When people say while watching a film, “did you see that?” No Loser, I paid £15 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

5. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”… Didn’t give me a choice there, did you, sunshine?

6.  When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here???

7. When people start getting on the train as others are still getting off. Savages.

8. When cyclists don’t stop for red lights or obey signs on the road. Buy a car or ride in the bus.

9. When dining companions are rude to waiters / serving staff. Get up and speak to the chef or the restaurant owner. Ill-mannered fools.

10.  When street preachers tell you that by walking by you’re not going to go to heaven like them. Why would I want to go to your heaven if it’s full of detritus like you?

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