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Bynes Gets New Nose-Job

27-year-old Jewish actress and fashion designer Amanda Bynes, horrified at her police mugshot taken after her arrest by Manhattan police on May 23rd for “reckless endangerment, tampering with evidence and criminal possession of marijuana”, has vowed on Twitter to undergo plastic surgery in order to rectify her self-perceptively flawed looks.

Written by Chris White

Bynes who was arrested after allegedly throwing a marijuana bong 36 stories out of her Times Square apartment window after a doorman reported strange smells to the New York Police Department, denied the charges and reportedly accused one of the arresting police officers of sexual harassment.

Writing on Twitter Bynes said: “I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot.” – But then wrote of her Roman Catholic father and African American celebrity drag queen friend RuPaul: “My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous.”

Bynes, a former teenage superstar and winner of numerous Nickelodeon and Young “Artist” awards, has had run-ins with law enforcement in the past including numerous incidents dating from last year, which included driving under the influence of alcohol, two separate hit-and-run accidents and driving with a suspended licence.

She is well known for her sensitivity to bad looks, at one point posting a photo of her father on Twitter and commenting: “Haha, look how ugly my dad’s face is”.

Tweeting on her favourite Black Rapper Bynes said: “I only like Drake because he’s so ugly! His ugly cheeks at the EA conference! Fine he is not, but he knows he’s ugly! I’ve spoken to him!”

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